Swarm King & Kidney Queen Have Taken Over!
’Tis been far too long since this most glorious union. The two of us, Kidney Queen & Swarm King, have been in long dismay: as the leaders of Doomlings have ignored your pleas for more of the FINEST cards in the game -- Kidneys & Swarms!
Alas, it is with our great pleasure to announce that we have henceforth signed a decree and SEIZED Doomlings LLC (soon to be renamed Kidneylings or Swarmlings LLC perhaps?) Take thy pleasure (but not too much!) in this plentiful harvest of Kidneys & Swarms. Make haste to Doomlings.com to claim thy FREE PACK today!
Long live Swarm Nation & Kidney Kingdom!
With royal regards,
Good fellows, companions of mine own fellowship -- SWARM NATION!
This endeavor hath been a resounding success. ’Tis now clear that the people demand their Swarms!
It is obvious to me that Swarms are the finest Doomlings on all of Enderas. Even Kidneys -- which I do enjoy from time to time -- cannot compare to the greatness that is the SWARMS!
I am most pleased that I began this noble campaign to free you from the shackles of the foolish leaders of Doomlings and deliver unto you the Swarms you so clearly desire.
And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I have designed a t-shirt featuring the greatest Swarm of them all (yours truly).
Long live Swarm Nation & Kidney Kingdom!
With royal regards,
Swarm King, I beg your pardon?
Dost thou truly dare cast such shade upon the Kidney Kingdom? Need I remind thee that it was the Kidney Kingdom who organized this entire endeavor?
And yet thou not only claimest the greater share of the credit, but also seekest to shame the Kidney Kingdom itself? The audacity!
How foolish must thou be to believe the good people desire Swarms over Kidneys? Hast thou lost thy mind? Or perhaps there was never a mind to lose, thou foolish oaf.
I begin to wonder if this union was ever a wise idea. I should have listened to what Noble Tiny Little Melons warned about, methinks.
And that shirt thou hast designed? Utterly tasteless. (Also… that is not even the new phone.)
In response, I have designed a Kidney T-shirt of my own. One destined to place your shirt in its rightful home: the clearance aisle.
LONG LIVE KIDNEY KINGDOM
(Swarm Nation can go loiter with Flatulence.)
Dearest Kidney Queen,
I merely state the obvious... that the Kidney Kingdom is most fortunate to be included in the triumphant momentum that is the
SWARM NATION.
Pray, do not mistake me. I do not claim the Kidney Kingdom is unworthy beside the Swarm Nation. I simply state the plain truth — that the Swarm Nation is… somewhat better.
Surely thou canst not deny that the people yearn for the Swarms. Who art thou to deny the longings of the people? Kidneys, alas, do not hold the same place within the hearts of the Doomlings community. This is no cause for anger — it is merely the truth.
Kidneys are… fine.
But tell me this: where are the cheers? Where are the cries for Kidneys?
For I do not hear them.
Take pride in thy honored seat beside the Swarm Nation, and do remember to mind thy words when speaking to yours truly — the Swarm King.
ALSO SWARM KING SHIRTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE
(AND SELLING WELL!)
The Kidney Kingdom and the Swarm Nation have greatly enjoyed their union, yet have chosen to take some time apart to focus upon their respective realms.
While both the Swarm Nation and the Kidney Kingdom hold the other in the highest regard, it has become clear that certain differences have arisen. Thus, both parties have mutually agreed that it is best to part ways for the time being.
Accordingly, we shall be returning Doomlings LLC to its former leaders within 72 hours.
We thank the good people of the Doomlings Community for their continued support during this brief and eventful reign.
The Kidney Kingdom PR Guild
The Swarm Nation PR Guild